The Four Eyes - The World's Smartest Band

Welcome to the new(now old) internet, fools!

Upcoming Shows:

Feb 26, 2026 - The New Press Club with The Globs and Jay Levy and The; Earth 2025 record release, 8pm, $16.50

Recent Past shows:

Dec 20, 2025 - The Four Eyes Xmas Show at the Verge

Oct 25, 2025 - Secret Halloween Show with Motorcyle

Nov 13, 2025 - Cafe Colonial with Primitive Heads, Danbert Nobacon, The Globs - 7:30 all ages

Nov 29, 2025 - Red Museum with The Bananas, Charles Albright - Matt Maxwell's 40th birthday, 7pm, free

Dec 20th, 2025 - Xmas Show at the Verge

Feb 21, 2025 - Cafe Colonial with Bobby Joe Ebola, The Knock Offs and Lokeigh, 7pm, all ages

Dec 21, 2024 - The Xmas Show, 7pm, Verge Center for the Arts

May 27, 2024 - Community Stage at the Sacramento County Fair, 3:30pm

April 27, 2024 - Bargain Rock Spring Break - in the alley behind the Complex in SF

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See? i told you so!

**** Did you nominate us for a Sammie? Any category, we dont care! We want to win them all!!!! Take that Charles!