Can Buy Me Love

-lyrics and music by The Four Eyes - 1993

I saw can buy me love
and i learned a lot
i'll be real happy
with what i bought

I got a thousand dollars
what shall i buy
i'll buy a girlfriend
i'll give it a try

i'll pay her to be mine
all week long
everyone will think im cool
and really strong

i saw can buy me love
and learned a lot
i'll be real happy
with what i bought

If i gave her all my cash
i'd really win
i'd be the coolest guy
since Gunga Din

I'd be really happy
and never mope
Actually thought i think
i'll buy a brand new telescope

so i did
.