I want to be your Dylan McKaye -music and lyrics by The Four Eyes - 1996? i want to be your dylan McKaye wont treat you like Donna was treated by Ray i wont shoot you and i'll come to see your play So please, what do you say please let me be your dylan McKaye i'll buy and old porche i'll be mental scarred by a parental divorce i'll go to Baja and take you along i'll even cry and admit i was wrong So please, what do you say please let me be your dylan McKaye We'll go to the range for a nice date Jim will be pissed when you get home late we can go to the West Bev. prom i'll treat you better than i treat my mom So please, what do you say please let me be your dylan McKaye .