Old Milwaukee

-lyrics and words by Oliver Brown and The Four Eyes - 1997?

My babys under age, i just turned 21
i buy her Old Milwaukee, true love has just begun
dont drink tequila, makes me puke in the halls
dont drink martinis, taste like aerosal

I buy my baby Old Milwaukee
turn out the lights and crank AC/DC
dont like ____, dont like sake
i buy my baby Old Milwaukee

I just turned 21, i can buy pornography
i can go to snoody bar, but those arent for me
I got my baby instead, she'd so much better i see
she knows me better than mom does, she knows me better that God does

I buy my baby Old Milwaukee
turn out the lights and crank AC/DC
dont like ____, dont like sake
i buy my baby Old Milwaukee

I call her my little fuzzy moron, she calls me the queen,
i buy her snicker bars, she buys me listerine

I buy my baby Old Milwaukee
turn out the lights and crank AC/DC
dont like ____, dont like sake
i buy my baby Old Milwaukee 
____ then watch some hockey
then Jaberwalky
Letterman sure getting cocky
I buy my baby old milwaukee
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