Rivendell

-music and lyrics by The Four Eyes - 1998 or 1999

A bad day in rivendell, you hear the wood elves say,
is better than mordor any day.
Drinking and eating, a party everyday,
is better than mordor any day

i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
I'm back in Rivendell today

that old elf Elrond is good enough for me
he like to come and heal me
sometimes in the bathroom I think he watches me pee
other times i know he watches me

i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
I'm back in Rivendell today 

that old elf Elrond, like to watch people pee
i found out it wasnt only me
he goes into the bathroom and collects the peoples pee
just like honey from a bee

i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
i'm going back to Rivendell some day
I'm back in Rivendell today 
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